Duuude don’t question my version of events I’m such a reliable narrator. I’m literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I’m not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now
just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature
Pacific Rim (2013, Dir. Guillermo Del Toro)
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They’re using remote control exactly the way god intended
Oh my god
“The line between harassment and enrichment is tissue paper thin” is going into my list of responses to the Spoose when he asks why I am harassing him.
the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you’ve never made in your entire life
me: I like pizza
my notes: most employees at pizza restaurants make minimum wage so this is problematic. if you cook your own pizza you’re an elitist because having a kitchen makes you one of the bourgeoisie. stop appropriating italian culture. op why are you supporting a classically white food? I guess you want every other type of restaurant to go out of business. pizza is masculine and so it’s evil. you’re promoting obesity by mentioning food. kill yourself btw
not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn’t get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth’s finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.
